Thursday 23 April 2009

आहत पत्रकारों की खबरें

हमारे पास एक और मेल आया , यह मेल उन बेचारे पत्रकारों का ख़बर है जो कहीं -न कहीं न्यूज़ ३६५ दिन चैनल से आहत हैं- कृपया अपना मनतब्य जरुर दें---
SHABAASH AMAL !


1- 365 DIN TV PER ISS LOKSABHA CHUNAV MEIN KISI BHEE POLITICAL PARTY KAA AD CAMPAIN NAHEEN AA PAYA. JABKEE 365 DIN KE LAUNCH HONE KE 2 MAHEENE BAAD LAUNCH HUYE SADHNA TV PER SABHEE BARI PARTIYON KE AD CHAL RAHE HAIN.

2- AMAL KEE BEVKOOFI KEE VEJEH SE 365 DIN TV KE LIYE SABHEE STATE GOVTS. AUR CENTRAL GOVT. KE AD KE RAASTE BAND HO CHUKE HAIN. ULTE JHARKHAND GOVT. KAA NIGRANI VIBHAG ISS BAAT KEE JAANCH KAR RAHA HAI KEE STATE TOURISM DEPARTMENT ISSE 4O LAKH KAA AD KAISE DE RAHA THA.

3- 365 DIN PER KOI BHEE CORPORATE GROUP APNA AD DENA APNI BAIZZATI SAMAZTA HAI. JABKI ISKE 2 MAHEENE BAAD LAUNCH HUAE SADHNA TV PER HABHEE PRAMUKH CORPORATE GROUPS KE DHERO AD CHAL RAHE HAIN.

4- AMAL NE CHANNEL KO APNE GHAR KEE DUKAAN BANA DEE HAI. USKA SAALA, BEHNOI, SAALI, BHAI, BETI, MAMERA BHAI AUR YAHAN TAK KE PATNI HEE AB MIL KAR CHANNEL CHALA RAHEN HAIN. BAAKI SABHEE COMPETENT LOGON KO AMAL BINA KARAN NIKAAL CHUKA HAI.

5- 365 DIN CHANNEL PER AMAL JAB CHAHE JISKE BHEE KHILAF ULTE-SEEDHE TICKER CHALA DETA HAI. JISKE CHALTE AMAL AUR CHAIRMAN DONO HEE KE KHILAF WARRANT KAT CHUKA HAI.

6- KOI BHEE BARA GROUP YEH SOACH KAR NEWS CHANNEL SHURU KARTA HAI KEE USE AARTHIK LAABH NAHEEN BHEE HOGA TO ANYA TAREEKON SE MILAGE MILAGEE AUR USKAA PRABHAAV BARHEGA. MAGAR AMAL KE CHALTE AAJ PODDAR GROUP KE 1OO SE JYAADA AISE PATRAKAAR-GAIR PATRAKAAR KARMI DUSHMAN BAN BAITHE HAIN JINHE AMAL NE BINA KAARAN APMAANIT KAR NIKAAL DIYA. ISSKE ALAVA SABHEE POLITICAL PARTIYON KE SABHEE PRAMUKH NETA AUR BARE BUREAUCRAT JAANI DUSHMAN BAN BAITHE HAIN. INMEIN SE KAI NE TO 365 DIN AUR PODDAR GROUP KO ZALDI HEE SABAK SIKHANE KAA PRAN KAR LIYA HAI. HAR ROAZ AMAL KE CHALTE PODDAR GROUP KE 10-12 NAYE DUSHMAN BAN RAHE HAIN.

7- LIVE TELECAST KE LIYE O B VAN JAHAAN- JAHAAN BHEE GAYEE , AAM DARSHAKON NE AMAL AUR 365 DIN KO BHAR PET GAALIYAN DEEN AUR YAHAN TAK KEE HAMLA, TOR-PHORE TAK KAR DEE. ISSE SE AMAL KEE REPUTATION KAA PATA CHALTA HAI.


8- 365 DIN SE 2 MAHEENE BAAD AAYA SADHNA TV BIHAR AUR JHARKHAND KE EK-EK GHAR MEIN DIKHAI DETA HAI. JABKEE 365 DIN POORE BIHAR ( PATNA, GAYA, MUZAFFARPUR KE CHOATE SE HISSE KO CHOAR KAR JAHAN VISIBILITY KAAFI KHARAB HAI ) MEIN KAHEEN NAHEEN HAI.JHARKHAND MEIN 10 ZILON MEIN TO ISKA KOI ATA-PATA HEE NAHEEN HAI.

9- ISS CHUNAV SE PEHLE AMAL NE H.O. SE 7 O.B. VAN MAANGI THEE. MAGAR EK HEE MILI. EK O.B. VAN KAA BILL BHEE KHUD CHANNEL BHARE KEE STHITI MEIN NAHEEN HAI. HAR ROAZ 70,000/- ( VAN KAA KIRAYA, STAFF, CONV. VA ANYA KHARCH MILA KAR) KHARCH KARKE BHEE O.B. VAN VEH KAAM NAHEEN KAR RAHEE HAI JO KEE O B VAN KARTEE HAI. ITNA PAISA ROAZ KHARCH KARKE AMAL SIRF APNI SHAKAL DIKHA RAHA HAI. AMAL KEE SHAKAL DIKHANE KE LIYE ITNA MOTA KHARCH KARE KEE KYA ZAROORAT HAI ? AMAL STUDIO MEIN BAITH JAYE AUR CAMERA 24 GHANTE USKE MUNH PER FOCUS KAR DIYA JAI !!

10- CHANNEL JAB SHURU HUA THA TO LOKESH JI KEE TEAM KE LOGON NE "VIDHANSABHA KEE SURAKSHA" AUR CIVIL AVIATION SAMBANDHI AISI NEWS COVERAGE KEE THEE KI CHANNEL 20 DINON MEIN HEE NO. 1 HO GAYA THA. MAGAR USKE BAAD AMAL KEE BLACKMAILING AUR CHAAR SAU BEESI SHURU HO GAI AUR AAZ YE CHANNEL KOI BHEE DEKHNA NAHEEN CHAHTA.

11- AB AMAL APNE BROTHER-IN-LAW AASHEESH JAIN KO DISTRIBUTION HEAD BANANE KE CHAKKAR MEIN HAI. YAHEE AASHEESH PEHLE H.R. MEIN THA, FIR MARKETING MEIN GAYA. MAGAR KUCK NA KAR PAYA. ISLIYE AMAL AB USE DISTRIBUTION HEAD BANANA CHAHTE HAI.VAISE AASHEESH KEE EDUCATIONAL QUALIFICATION JAAN KAR AAP HAIRAT MEIN PAR JAYANGE.

AGLE BULLETIN KE SAATH ZALDEE HEE MILANGE, TAB TAK KE LIYA AGGYA DEN.

365 DIN PARIVAAR KE HUM SUB SADYASYA !!
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Apr 21 (2 days ago)

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KYAA AAP BHEE AMAL JAIN KEE JAALSAAJI, GHINAUNI HARKATON , GANDI SAAJISH ATHWA BELAGAM ZUBAAN KAA SHIKAAR HUAI HAIN ? AAP BINA KARAN NIKAAL DIYE GAYE HON ATHWA MAZBOORI MEIN HAR ROAZ ZALALAT SAHTE HUAE KAAM KARNE KO MAZBOOR HAIN. AB GHUT-GHUT KAR ZILLAT KEE ZINDAGI JINE KEE ZAROORAT NAHEEN. ABNI AAPBEETI HAMEN FAURAN E-MAIL KAR DEN. ROAZMARRA KEE KHAAS GHATNAON AUR AMAL KE NAI-NAI JAALSAJIYON KO BHEE HAMEN FAURAN E-MAIL KAR DEIN. AAPKEE BAAT CHAIRMAN AUR ANYA DIRECTORS TATHA SAMUCHE 365 DIN PARIVAAR TAK PAHUCHANA HAMARA KAAM HAI. AAP CHAHENGE TO AAPKA NAAM GUPT RAHEGA. AUR HAAN, YADI AMAL KISI KO BHEE DHAMKEE DETA HAI ATHWA GUNDAGARDI PER UTAARU HOTA HAI TO ZARA BHEE CHINTIT NA HON. FAURAN POLICE KO SUCHIT KAREN. HUM SABHEE 365 DIN PARIVAAR KE SADYASYA AAPKA SAATH DENGE.

YEH MAIL APNE SABHEE 365 DIN PARIVAAR KE SAATHIYON KO ZAROOR MAIL KAR DEYN AUR SABHEE SAATHIYON KE MAIL ADDRESS HAMEN FAURAN UPLABDH KARWA KAR AMAL JAISE MAHAPAAPI KO UCHIT DAND DILANE MEIN APNA YOGDAAN DEN.

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Anonymous said...

amal jain ki beti ke boor phar denge ,madherchod amal jain